Things we take for
granted and Things we don’t normally think about
Couple quick questions:
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Who
cuts the grass on highways? That’s a lot of grass. Obviously the state, but
I-95 goes a long way.
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Have
you ever met a spy or someone who works for the CIA, or some intelligence
agency? Would we know if we did?
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Do
the Men in Black exist? Was the movie a documentary? Lol we would have been
nueralyzed. lol
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Why
hasn’t the food microwave in Spy Kids been invented yet?
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Do
people really eat at Arby’s? lol
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In
an alternate unaversive maybe Toyota Corolla’s could be the fancy car? (I drive
a corolla s)
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Why
did we stop dueling each other like in the cowboy days?
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Why
aren’t corndogs more commercial? Why can’t I go to a restaurant and order one
without judgement? Corn dogs are amazing, but I can only get them at fairs. Lol
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Why
isn’t a sports team named “The Jackals” ?
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Have
you ever seen anyone take a shower in the rain? With soap and everything?
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What
is worse growing up watching Barney (which I did) or watching SpongeBob? Barney
was the shit and SpongeBob can get a little grown upy.
1.
Indoor Plumbing – seriously how great is it that anytime and pretty much anywhere you can
use a public toilet and toilet paper. I don’t think people realize how often we
take for granted indoor plumbing. Think about how much weirderer life would be
if we had an outhouse hahahaha. You would be like “Mom! I don’t want to empty
the outhouse tonight. It’s your turn.”
2.
Space – yeahhhhhh, space is a scary thing. We don’t normally
think about it. Does it stop? Is it just infinite space? If it is infinite
space well then there must be other solar systems, right? What is scarier the
fact that we only 2% of the ocean (or whatever it is) or the fact that we
revolve around a star with 8 other planets but for some reason we can’t live on
those planets and space just keeps goingggggggggggg?
3.
Watching Sports
– I don’t think we fully appreciate how awesome it is that we can watch any
baseball, basketball, or football game whenever we want. If you wanted to see
Babe Ruth hit a homerun back in the day, you pretty much had to be there. Now,
I can go on MLB.com and look up Mike Trout’s highlights from last night.
Unfortunately, the commercialization of sports has taken away from the
authenticity of the sport. Watching Mike Trout in person is different than TV.
The legends of Mickey Mantle hitting a ball 600 feet would never happen today
and it is kind of sad.
4.
The Beach (For Floridians) – Our state is very narrow compared to almost every state.
Because the beach is always there and usually a close drive away we don’t
appreciate it as much. There are people who have never seen the beach which is
mind blowing to me because I complain about the “process” of going to the beach
(well you have to leave early, make a cooler, find parking, then when you leave
you have all the sand all over you, and your hair is all nasty) haha. But the
beach is always there and never too far away and it is just glorious.
5.
Road Reflectors
– If you have ever drove on a highway at night in the middle of nowhere with no
lights AND there were not road reflectors I think this topic may resonate with
you lol. Driving in the north part of the United States with winding roads and
hills, the road reflectors help to show what is coming up just saying. I played
summer ball in upstate New York in Utica the summer of 2013. I had the
opportunity to get tickets to a red sox game. (It was awesome. That’s a
baseball environment, not Miami =/. ) I drove from Boston to Utica in the
middle of night from 1 am to 6 am in the pouring rain. When we got off the
Boston version of the Florida Turnpike lol, for some reason New York didn’t
have road reflectors. By far the scariest driving experience of my life. All 3
of my passengers were asleep (thanks a** holes) so it was me, the rain, the
road, and my buddy’s big ass truck (my car is a corolla S). I couldn’t see
where I was going it was awful. Since that day I have never taken for granted
what road reflectors do! Lol
6.
Trees – I
know, weird. But trees are pretty cool. We don’t normally talk about them, they
are just there. If you google “oldest tree,” one in Sweden comes up as 9,550
years old and one in Methuselah, California comes up as 5,000 years old =O.
Could you imagine if trees could talk? Think about how much knowledge we could
gain from the Redwoods or some of those moss trees in our back yards. My
favorite trees are palm trees. I love those moss trees in Gainesville or on
Rollins College’s campus, but palm trees just resemble peacefulness and home
for me. I love seeing a big palm tree at the beach or in the outfield of a
baseball field.
7. Music in Movies – I am not talking about the obvious
music. I am talking about the tones that are supposed to make us feel a certain
way in an emotional part or intense part of the movie. Haha. If you ever watch
movies, I don’t think we realize how much music is played throughout the film. It
makes me laugh if the music is not in a good spot or just doesn’t feel natural.
When talking about this all I can think of is “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” when
Jason Segal says, “There's no melody,
it's just tones. Just dark, ominous tones. The masturbating dog killer is on the loose again. He'll kill the
owner, but at least the dogs are happy.” Hahahahahahaha the best thing
ever. But he was right, watch a Law and Order SVU or a movie and you will laugh
sometimes. It’s awkward to me because there is no music playing in life when
getting chased down by a serial killer, but yet again I wouldn’t know. Lol
8. Death
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I’ll leave the most serious topic for last. Nobody likes to think about
death. Most people don’t handle death very well. It is extremely sad when
someone young dies, that is hard for me to handle sometimes. At the end of the
day I am going to die. I could die when I’m 90, I could die walking out of my
house today.
Kierkegaard says in "Concluding Scientific Postscript,""I shall certainly attend your party, but I must make an exception for the contingency that a roof tile happens to blow down and kill me; for in that case, I cannot attend." We don't live life saying things like this. Kierkegaard makes a great point.
The sad thing
to think about is that my parents are going to die one day, and that will be a
hard thing to deal with. But, in order to live life we have to accept that we
will die. I definitely don’t want to die before it is my time. I believe most
anxiety comes from the fear of death, and the fear of not getting something you
really want (job, kids, championship). It is crazy to read stories and watch
videos of people who free climb and do dangerous things like that. Those people
have completely accepted death. Which is the most interesting thing to me. Below: No harnesses or safety. Just Chalk.
Most people don’t want to talk about dying,
but it is going to happen to all of us. So be remembered for helping others,
treating others with respect, and doing the ethically and morally right thing
to do. And smile. A lot.
